Tickets And Popcorn: She's got Bette Davis eyes

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Yo! What up, interwebs? My name is April and I enjoy nintendo, oxymorons and Agyness Deyn's eyebrows. I wish I could work a suit like Jarvis Cocker. And I will do terrible things for coffee and cigarettes. I'm a cockney bitch, I'm a young ragamuffin from the streets. In my spare time, I make cynical observations, write movie reviews, steal the neighbours wifi and do things I probably shouldn't. Or simply must. Like building a time machine back to the 90's so I could whip out my cassettes and wear a "lamestain" tshirt. I'd be a closet MC Hammer fan because there really was no better time than hammer time. Maccas 30cent cones would actually cost only 30cents. And I could be the loser sitting alone in class being pelted with paper planes and spitballs while I wrote depressing, beautiful lyrics about materialism, conformity and sports jocks. Oh and Billy Corgan would still be cool.

Monday, February 1, 2010

She's got Bette Davis eyes

Red lipstick, cigarette holders and all things sparkly. Oh!

These breathtaking photos featuring model Toni Gerrn in the latest Vogue Germany were enough to make me want to dedicate my days to building a time machine so that I may be able to stroll amongst the screen sirens of the 1940's such as Grace Kelly and Rita Hayworth.

If you're like me and adore the era of all things glamorous, then I suggest you indulge in some fine Hollywood classics such as Casablanca, All About Eve and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

Yesterday is so very now, darlings.